Paint You Wings

trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

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toocooltobehipster:

this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.


What have you done

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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gothegirl:

I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone

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lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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